Thank you for contacting me. To select the proper option, please hover over the services/contact above, OR select from the list located at the bottom of the page. There is a general list of services, a rootwork application form, a reading application form, a Cat's Rants query form, and the other inquiry form for all other inquiries.
If you are looking for services, please take a moment to look over the following notice:
much time and so many tears would be saved if people read the posted
information before wasting my time and their own by not doing so. My aim
here isn't to be scary, but sadly, recent events have shown me that too
many people need to see this. I'm sorry if it scares anyone. :/ Please
keep in mind:
I DO NOT MAKE EXCEPTIONS TO ANY OF MY RULES.
If you're under 21, if you're contacting me requesting services from a
country outside of the North American continent when I say I'm only
serving Canada and the USA, or if you are not being honest when you
check off that you read and agree to the terms of service, client
agreement, and disclaimer, you are only guaranteeing we will never do
business together. Why? First of all you're dishonest and reckless. What
if I put that you have to give me power of attorney and a million
dollars on that client agreement? I wouldn't, but... You'd just blindly
agree? Well if that's true, let's cut me a check for a cool million. ;)
If I say I'm not working for anyone outside the USA and Canada, and you
are from Singapore or Poland or the UK or India, then you just showed me
you think my rules don't apply to you (it's posted I won't accept
business from other countries,) you probably lied (your choices are USA
or Canada for country of residence, so if you pick either in live in
neither, you're technically a liar,) as I must reasonably assume a
person over 21 knows if their home country is or is not in North
America, so...while there is a possibility you're just mentally
disabled... it's more likely you're a reckless dishonest person who's
just going to waste my time, and therefore no one I'd ever want to allow
to hire me. Don't like that? Then read the terms of service, client agreement, and disclaimer
before you say you read it, make sure I'm accepting business from your
country or region (posted on the rootwork services page), and be over 21
to avoid that outcome. ;)
I WILL CALL YOU ON YOUR MISTAKES.
It's my job to keep you on point and make sure you're not messing up
your own work. I am not doing this to be cruel or unkind, but rather to
help ensure your not-at-all-cheap-spellwork is more apt to manifest the
way you want it to. This means I have to be direct and lack tact
occasionally, though I do try to be as nice as possible (believe it or
not.) If you don't like that, I'm not the worker for you.
I PREFER TO WORK WITH CLIENTS I HAVE A HISTORY WITH.
I will be completely honest here - new clients are more work for me
because they need to be acclimated to how I work. They are often overly
anxious, prone to problem behaviors, and require quite a bit of
instruction as compared to return business. So, it isn't always easy to
become my client. I consider 10 new cases a week (even with clients I
have a history with) a HUGE AMOUNT of new work insofar as business.
Since recently at this writing (November 2012) I get far more than 10
new business inquiries a day, as you can imagine, I say no to new
requests far more often than I say yes.
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DECLINE TO ACCEPT YOUR BUSINESS FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER.
Please save us both lots of time by not trying to guilt or annoy me
into yes. Should you attempt to use guilt or annoying me to get me to
change my answer, this merely underlines to me that you would have made
for a problem client, and I've made the right decision. In other words,
you're just showing me "no, thank you" was definitely the right answer
to give to your request.
I GENERALLY ONLY GIVE REFERRALS TO PEOPLE I'VE WORKED WITH IN THE PAST.
I have very few trusted workers I'd send clients to, and the ones I do
trust are friends. I only send my friends clients I know.
COACHING COSTS THE SAME PRICE AS A READING PER HOUR. ASKING ME ALL THE
QUESTIONS YOU EVER HAD ABOUT CASTING YOUR OWN SPELLS IS TRYING TO GET
So, if you want me to help instruct you on spellcasting and you have
SEVERAL questions, let's set up an appointment, otherwise, that's not a
free service. I'll answer questions within reason, but if I'm already 7
days behind on many emails, it's short sighted of you to assume I have
hours of "free time" to just write out pages and pages of information
TREAT ME WITH THE SAME RESPECT YOU WOULD TREAT ANY STRANGER IN A (POSSIBLE) POSITION TO HELP YOU.
If we've never met, being rude, mouthy, and making demands of me like
I'm a servant won't get you very far. Try acting like you just met me
through a friend rather than you just drove up to the McDonalds drive
through window and I'm there.
I ONLY SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH.
If you write me something in text speak ("u" instead of "you", "bc" instead of "because" etc,) or do not spell out what
you're saying, I will ask you once to write it in English, and if you
don't, I'll just delete the request and not respond to you further.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING TO CONTACT ME ABOUT:
General list of services
Rootwork Services (please use this link if seeking spellwork OR spellwork AND a reading)
Reading Services (please use this link if ONLY seeking a psychic reading)
Cat's Rant's Inquiry