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November 11, 2018- Just to let everyone know that tomorrow is a legal holiday here in the states so I will be taking LIMITED reading requests, and have LIMITED office hours. I will not be taking the whole day off, but I am taking half a day, because I've been working a lot this weekend. ;) Thank you for understanding. :)

November 7, 2018- While, frankly, I should have to even say this because the whole episode from this former client was ridiculous, I will say it. If you see that I posted on my blog, but haven't replied to one email of yours (and only one, no less), this isn't me ignoring you. The chances are, your email got lost in a flurry of other emails. Defending gross and bad behavior because I updated my blog (and that is technically part of my job, so I have to do that, too,) and had not replied to an email you sent (and one you never re-sent nor did you mention you had not heard from me,) is not going to cut it. I expect respectful behavior at all times. Degrading yourself to an outburst because you emailed me 2 weeks ago (never ever saying anything in those 2 weeks, but fuming that I had the audacity to write blog articles in that time,) will not result in free services, or anything similar. :P I do not reward bad behavior.

Please pay your gosh-danged invoices. I hate chasing you guys down for payments. :/

I am thinking of doing a Questions You've Asked Me Contest either late this month, or right at the end of December, so if you are a fan of my blog, stay tuned! :) 

October 29, 2018- TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR 10% OFF! Please contact me NOW if you want sale prices. :)

Please DO NOT email me repeatedly about your social media stalking (see below,) as I really will just tell you to get the eff off of Instagram or What's App or whatever. ;)

I am SOO SORRY that I was so busy last week and took like 2 days to reply to stuff. :/ I will try not to let that happen again. People even almost got fired because they didn't remember a time when I was so busy that I didn't reply on the same day. ;)  Well, now you know that it happens, ha ha. ;)

October 22, 2018- If you are stalking someone's social media and use this as a reason to CONSTANTLY CONTACT ME WITH ANXIETY, you are banned from using social media for 2 weeks. I have my hands full with REAL ISSUES, not that someone didn't like x thing or someone liked some post and you dislike that person. Kindly DO NOT pester me with social media concerns. MOST of the time (as in 99% of the time) it creates more problems and solves none to stalk someone's social media or see if they've been online or check who liked what (1000 likes and you know that one person you don't like is one of them? Ahem.) So...get off your facebook, instragram or snap chat or whatever for 2 weeks if you've contacted me regarding useless social media anxiety disorder. ;)

I am going to be running a sale this week, stay tuned!

Please schedule readings WELL IN ADVANCE if you can. I appreciate it. My week gets full very fast and I often CANNOT schedule the same day. Sorry for any inconvenience. :)

October 16, 2018- If you have been fired, please do not use the contact forms to try to make contact. You're fired and I won't reply.

Then again, fired people never read the announcements because why do anything by the rules if they couldn't follow them to begin with, ha! ;)

Please do not insist on free phone calls from me. All calls must be paid. Unscheduled and/or unpaid calls are grounds for firing on the first offense (but I'm usually nice if it happens once.) I HATE THE PHONE, probably because I'm on it all day, and as per the TOS you agreed to email-driven communications. Thank you for understanding. 

PLEASE PAY YOUR BILLS. I am waiting on like 15 people to pay, and everyone has a different excuse. ;) I am being very very nice and not pressing the misused consultation fee on anyone, but really, you need to stick to the CA because it helps my business run smoother, and then I don't have to wonder why I have so many pages of information you agreed to but seem ignorant of. :) So, just pay those bills, please. My bill collectors and my stock suppliers can't take your excuses as payment, I'm afraid. :/

October 15, 2018 - Please kindly SCHEDULE readings. Some of you are getting really bad with "Are you free this second?" and honestly, no, it's usually going to have to be scheduled a day in advance. :/ Mondays and Fridays are the WORST in regards to this. :/ 

Please get your payments in ASAP. I have had a lot of trouble with "chasing people down" on bills lately and it's a pain in the tush. If you don't want the service, that's fine. Just tell me, and I'll cancel the bill. No hard feelings. If  you DO want the service but need to wait for your check to come in, please just tell me. I am usually pretty understanding. 

October 14, 2018 - Hey everyone. I had to delete all of my past announcements because there is something up with the editor program on my hosting package, so we're starting fresh. The nice thing is here I can fix up my site and post here regularly like I used to.

I am no longer offering services to people living in India. For some reason, I've had nothing but problems with people living there (not Indian people outside of India, just people living in India,) including non-payment of bills (like paying on a "payment plan" and then only making one payment, or getting a reading and not paying,) and ridiculous behaviors. It seriously is all but one client living in India who are engaging in these behaviors, so I am just going to cut off anyone until either the bills get paid, or enough time passes that I can reasonably assume what ever is causing these problems is passed. 

I am sorry if I've been a bit quiet this last week. As many of you know, Mr NinjaCat's family was basically right in the path of that nasty hurricane, so I did have some of my time taken up with that, though everyone is fine. :) We don't live anywhere close to his family, so there was no property damage here, of course. 

Please DO NOT ask me free psychic questions. It is prohibited in the TOS and the CA, and obviously it is a PAID part of my job. 

Please write your emails in proper English. I am not even bringing up my clients who's English is not their mother-tongue (you're all great with your English!) but rather people who do this. Wht n y u think he wud do tht 4? For some reason, a very small group of people think this is normal, cool, or faster of a way to write. As a dyslexic, it is INCREDIBLY F***ING IRRITATING and DIFFICULT FOR ME TO READ. It is not going to take you longer to write would over wud by more than a second so please, just write in ENGLISH. I don't mind a LOL or WTF, but intentional misspellings to save time drive my dyslexia (and grammar Nazi) batshit insane. ;) 

If you're already on "probation" status (that is, you've gotten your warning that I've pretty much had it with the bad behavior,) DO NOT act out and DO NOT bother me relentlessly on my days off. Saturday and Sunday are my days off. While I don't mind the occasional email here and there, for some reason only the people about to get the boot use pretty much ONLY those days to act out. Well, as 2 people learned just this weekend, that means you're fired. And if you get fired with no more contact welcome, be aware, I never read anything you send again, though I do have a special folder for anyone who can't stop contacting me, and it basically saves all of your emails in case my lawyer needs to read them. If you'd wanted to keep conducting business, then acting badly is going to mean no more business between us. I'll warn you ONCE. If the bad behavior continues, we're through.